It’s a little eight-year-old boy who goes to church and arrives in front of the priest saying:
– Hello, Father, I’m coming to confess because my dad is an asshole to his mother.
The priest replies:
– You can’t say that, you are in the house of God. Why do you say that ?
– I say that because my dad kisses me on the mouth.
So the priest thinks and tells himself that he will be able to take advantage of the kid.
He grabs the child and makes a joke at him and says:
– You see, I kiss you too, but I’m not a motherfucker!
– Yes but it’s not the same because my dad touches my penis.
The priest starts to touch the kid and says to him:
– I touch your penis too and I’m not his mother’s motherfucker.
– Yes but it’s not the same because my dad puts his penis in my butt.
Then the priest, all joyful, takes the kid and immediately sodomizes him and says to him:
– You see, I sodomized you but I am not a motherfucker.
– Yes but it’s not the same because my dad has AIDS.
The priest pulls up his pants and says:
– Oh damn! His mother’s bastard!
