Excellent work


A Femme Fatale reports to her superior after a successful undercover mission. “Excellent work, as always, agent.

Operation Girlfriend Experience was an outstanding success because of you.

The villain has been apprehended and is awaiting sentencing,” the superior comments.

“Thank you, sir. Just doing my duty,” she responds. “But there is one thing…” he continues. “Sir?”

“I’ve noticed… every time we send you on an undercover mission, you return for debrief still wearing the target’s sweater that he lent you the night before.

Why is that?” he asks. She grins for a moment, before responding.

“It’s what they taught us in training: Keep your friends close and your enemies clothes, sir