He went to Hell and expected to be greeted by Satan himself, when an apprentice approached him, saying, “
Welcome to Hell =] !!” When he asked about seeing the boss, was told in due time but now he would have to choose one of three doors/rooms where within to spend eternity…
He asked if he could see all three rooms before deciding, and was obliged…
“Here’s the 1st choice….”, as the fledgling revealed a ghastly sight of many people upside down on their heads on concrete floors, “…is this what you want..?”
“Door # 2 please…” This was opened immediately and the offer came once again with what looked like many others on their heads but on a wooden floor… “Looks better than the first but I still want to see Door # 3…”
This was the last door and it was at the very end of the hall…as the door was flung open, inside was a sight for sore, smoke filled eyes, as the participants in this room were all standing knee deep in sludge, drinking a nice cool beverage…
He exclaims, “This is much better than the other 2 rooms!”, and with that the apprentice fledgling shoves him in and slams the door shut with a bolt…
All of a sudden, the one in charge of the 3rd room shouts out, “Alright, break time is over! Back on your heads!”
