David sets up Andy to go on a blind date with Melissa, a friend of his.
But Andy is a little worried about going out with someone he has never seen before.
“What do I do if she’s ugly? What do I do if we don’t connect” says Andy, “I’ll be stuck with her all night.”
“Don’t worry.” David says. “Just go up to her door and meet her first. If you like what you see, then everything goes as planned.
If you don’t, just shout Aaauuuggghhh! And fake an asthma attack.”
So that night, Andy knocks at Melissa’s door, and when she comes out he is awestruck at how beautiful and se** she is.
Andy can’t believe his luck…. and Andy’s about to speak when the girl suddenly shouts, “Aaauuuggghhh!”