A man goes to the doctor to get the test results from the doctor.
The doctor examines them carefully, then in a firm tone, looking for the right words, he says:
“There would be bad news and good news…”
“Please doctor, don’t hesitate to give me the bad news right away!”
“I’m sorry, but you are in the terminal stage of a terrible disease, unfortunately you have only a few days left to live”.
The patient bursts into tears, when he suddenly tries to cling to the hope of the good news: “But doctor, he also spoke of good news”
“Ah yes… do you
see that pretty nurse over there? “
“Yes…”
“Well, tonight we go out together..”
