A man and a zebra walk into a bar.
They both pull up a stool, and proceed to order shot after shot until they’re
both so drunk that the zebra falls right off his stool, hits the ground, and passes out.
After the man tries to wake the zebra up with no avail,
he gets pissed off and starts to walk out of the bar, leaving the zebra on the floor.
The bartender yells, ‘Hey! My man! You can’t just leave that lyin’ there!’
And the man says, ‘That’s not a lion, it’s a zebra’.