Snow White, Superman and Pinocchio are walking in the city…
When they see a house with the sign on “Words prettiest woman contest”. Snow White goes in and comes back out all happy, tiara on her head as a winner”.
They keep walking and see a gym with the sign up “Worlds strongest man contest”.
Superman goes in and comes back out as a winner with a trophy in his hand and smiling.
They keep walking when they see a house with a sign
“World’s greatest liar contest”.
Pinocchio goes in and comes out all beaten and a tear in his eye: “Who the fuck is Donald Trump?”.