A Mexican politician and an American politician are having dinner
They are eating at the American politician’s house. A 6 bedroom house with a 2 Mercedes Benz at the front. And a 500 square foot garden.
The Mexican politician remarked how nice his house was and how he was able to afford it.
The American politician said: “see that highway over there? It was meant to have 4 lanes instead of three”
A few months later the Mexican politician invited the American over to his house down in Mexico. When the American arrived he saw the Mexican had a 30 bedroom mansion a lush orchard and a massive garden with bodyguards and a lambo, a mercedes, a porche and a few SUV’s at the front.
Awe struck the American asked “how could you afford all of this?”
To which the Mexican replied: “see that bridge there?”
Confused the American said: “what bridge?”
“Exactly” the Mexican said