Two old men were sitting on a park bench watching the young women jog by. One jogger stops and gets upset at the attention.
“Just who are you staring at, old man?” she asks.
He drops his head and apologizes saying “I’m sorry, but you remind me of my dear wife.
She was a dark haired beauty just like you and I miss her terribly.”
The young lady smiles, tells him she’s sorry for being angry, gives him a kiss on the cheek, and jogs away.
He then turns to his friend and says “That’s three for me and two for you, your turn.”