This two guys are flying from Los Angeles to New York.
The pilot says: Welcome it will take us 3 hours to get to New York so sit back and enjoy the flight.
A half hour later the pilot says: We just one engine but we still have three other
engines so we will be arriving at the destination a half hour later then scheduled.
An hour later the pilot says: Well we just lost number two engine but we still have two good engines left so we will be arriving an hour and a half late.
The pilot then says: Well I’m sorry to announce that we just lost the third engine due to mechanical problems so we will be arriving at our destination three hours later then expected.
One guy turns to the other and says: You know if that last engine breaks I have a feeling that we will be up here all day long!