Three men die and are sent to hell. Satan punishes them based on their sins.
Everyone has to spend 80 years locked in a room with the guilty pleasures they’ve had in life.
The alcoholic will have all the alcohol he can drink.
The drug addict will have countless beautiful and horny women.
And the pot head will have all the weed it can smoke.
The three men face their punishments happily.
80 years later, Satan opens their doors.
The alcoholic had drunk all the alcohol and was incredibly ill from a hangover that never healed.
He begged for repentance, vowing never to drink again.
The drug addict hadn’t aged and was being chased by several unattractive and horny old ladies.
She prayed to Satan to let him go because she had learned her lesson.
Finally, Satan opened the door to the chief vessel’s room.
To his surprise, no weed had been smoked.
The pot head was sitting on the ground crying. She said to Satan,
“Do you have a lighter man?!”
