The maid asked for a raise, and the wife was upset…
She asked, “Now, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?”
Helen: “There are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you.”
Wife: “Who said that?” Helen: “Your husband.” Wife: “Oh.” Helen: “The
second reason is that I am a better cook than you.” Wife: “Who said that?
” Helen: “Your husband.” Wife: “Oh.” Helen: “The third reason is that I am
better at sex than you.” Wife: “Did my husband say that as well?” Helen: “No,
the gardener did.” Wife: “So, how much do you want?”
