An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland, arrived at the casino.
She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars in a single roll of the dice.
– “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely n***.”
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled,
– “Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!”
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed.
– “Yes! Yes! I won, I won!”
She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked,
– “What did she roll?”
The other answered,
– “I don’t know – I thought you were watching