A German shepherd, a Doberman and a cat died.
In heaven they faced God,who wanted to know what they believed in.
The German shepherd said “i believe in discipline, loyalty and training to my master”. “Good” said God. “
You may sit on my right side”. The Doberman said “I believe in love,care and protection of my master”.
“Aha,you may sit on my left” said God.
Then God looked at the cat and said” and what do you believe in”?
The cat replied ” I believe you are sitting in my seat”