Karen: Doctor, I’ve not been feeling well lately
Doctor: Well, I’ve looked at your lab reports and I’m afraid I have some bad news…
Karen: Don’t give me this lab nonsense, you bureaucratic paper pusher! I don’t believe Western medicine anyways!
I’ve been following homeopathic medicine, faith-based approaches, and healing crystals all my life,
and they never let me down. Now, will you do things my way, or do I need to talk to the hospital management?
Doctor: Sure, sure, lady. We’ll do things your way. Does an astrology-based approach work for you?
Karen: That’s better! Of course, it would!
Doctor: What’s your birth sign?
Karen: Cancer.
Doctor: Well what a fucking coincidence.
