I’m afraid I have some bad news

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Karen: Doctor, I’ve not been feeling well lately

Doctor: Well, I’ve looked at your lab reports and I’m afraid I have some bad news…

Karen: Don’t give me this lab nonsense, you bureaucratic paper pusher! I don’t believe Western medicine anyways!

I’ve been following homeopathic medicine, faith-based approaches, and healing crystals all my life,

and they never let me down. Now, will you do things my way, or do I need to talk to the hospital management?

Doctor: Sure, sure, lady. We’ll do things your way. Does an astrology-based approach work for you?

Karen: That’s better! Of course, it would!

Doctor: What’s your birth sign?

Karen: Cancer.

Doctor: Well what a fucking coincidence.