I want you to have this said the husband to his wife, handing her a gold bracelet with an engraved medallion.
“It belonged to my mother.”
“Oh honey, thank you!” she said, smiling and putting on the bracelet.
“It’s a beautiful bracelet and a beautiful gesture.”
As she moved her arm around admiring it from various angles, her smile turned into a frown, and then a full-on glare.
She rounded on her husband, and yelled, “You as
***! It says “Do not resuscitate!”
