A German Shepherd, a Doberman and a cat die and go to heaven.
They find themselves before God who wants to know what they believe.
The German Shepherd says, “I believe in training for discipline and loyalty to my master.”
“Well” says God “then sit on my right hand”.
“And you Doberman, what do you believe in?”
“I believe in looking after and protecting my master!”, “Well, then sit to my left!”
Then God looks at the cat and says, “What do you believe in?”
“I think you sat in my seat!”