I met an older woman at a bar last night

I met an older woman at a bar last night

She looked pretty good for a lady who must have been in her 60s. In fact she wasn’t bad at all! I found myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter.

We drank a couple of beers and then she asked me if I’d ever had a “Sportsmans Double”. “What’s that?” I asked. “It’s a mother and daughter threesome” she replied.

As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might look like, I said, “No, I haven’t”. We drank a bit more and she said with a wink “tonight’s your lucky night!”.

We went back back to her place. We walked in and she turned on the hall light and shouted upstairs “Mom, you still awake?”