I got a job at a company that makes fire hydrants, but I had to give it up. There was no place to park.
Then I went to work for a company at prints calendars. But I knew from the start that my days were numbered.
So I went to work for a moving company. They told me to vacate the premises, so I left.
After that I went to work for a demolition company. I got fired for breaking the cardinal rule of demolitions: Make sure you get the address right.
So I tried acting. I auditioned for the role of Hamlet, but it was not to be.
Finally, I got a job as a department store Santa, but they caught me drinking on the job, so they gave me the ol’ heave ho ho ho.
