I definitely Shit my pants


One day the teacher wanted the class to use the word definitely in a sentence.

Suzy raised her hand so she called on her.

She said: the sky is definitely blue!

I’m sorry Suzy thats wrong the sky sometimes turns different colors red ,gray etc..

any body else? Timmy raised his hand and said: the grass is definitely green.

I’m sorry Timmy that’s not true either, sometimes the grass dies and it may turn brown, anybody else?

Little Johnny raises his hand and says:

Teacher do farts have lumps?

The teacher says,no why? Jonny says: Than I definitely Shit my pants!