Florida Man is sent to Australia for a project that will take several months to complete.
Each night he has his dinner in a restaurant, and then goes to the pub next door for a pint or two. After a few nights, he notices an average looking guy picking up a different woman every night.
It goes like this. He walks up to her and says something. She hits him. He apologizes, and she is embarrassed. They have drinks, and leave together.
So he gets up his nerve and sits down with the guy when he comes in. Florida Man asks, “Hey, I see you say something to the women, get hit, then she buys you a drink, and you leave together. How do you do it?”
So he explains. (For this part, make yourself sound like a Canadian doing a bad Australian accent). ” Well, I walk by and say, ‘tickle your ass with a feather?’ So she hits me, right? Then I say, ‘whats that for? I simply said its typically nasty weather? Then she feels bad, and you see what happens next. “
So Florida Man watches while the man does his routine. Then it is his turn. (Now you need to sound like a Canadian doing a drunk Florida Man accent). He approaches a woman and says, “Hey, stick a feather in your ass”. He gets punched. Then he says, “No no. I said, “Its frickking raining out”.
