Dave was struggling with his parrot that was constantly using bad language, so he sought help from the vet. “
Every time the bird swears,” said the vet,
“Put it in the freezer for 15 seconds.”
Dave decided to follow the advice, and after trying it for the first time,
found the parrot shivering and apologetic when he took it out of the freezer.
The bird said, “I’m sorry for all the bad language I’ve been using.”
Dave was very surprised by the sudden transformation of his foul-mouthed bird. Then the parrot said, “By the way, what did the chicken do?
