An Australian go exploring in the jungle
Afer some time, they come across a beautiful lake and all decide to go swimming.
Afterwards as they leave the crystal-clear water they are captured by a local tribe and are brought before the chief.
The chief looks at them and says “All three of you were caught swimming in our sacred waters. This is forbidden!
As punishment we will torture you all to death. Then we will take the skin from your torso and use the leather to make a canoe.
However, I will allow each of you one request before you die”.
The Frenchman thinks for a minute then speaks “I request a knife”.
The chief nods his head and a tribesman quickly gives the Frenchman a knife. The Frenchman looks the chief in the eye and says “I will not let you torture me! VIVA LA FRANCE!”
He then proceeds to stab himself through the eye and dies instantly.
The chief snaps his fingers and the Frenchman’s body is dragged away to be skinned. He then turns to the Englishman.
The Englishman thinks then says “I too would like a knife”.
Like before, the chief honours his wish and he is given a knife.
“I will not let you torture me either. RULE BRITANNIA AND GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!”
He then proceeds to stab himself through the temple and dies instantly.
The chief snaps his fingers and the Englishman’s body is dragged away to be skinned.
Finally, he turns to the Australian.
The Australian immediately asks for a fork. So the chief gets him a fork.
The Australian takes the fork in hand and begins to stab himself repeatedly all over his chest, screaming “TRY MAKING YOUR FUCKING CANOE NOW!”