A woman went to buy a parrot

A woman went to buy a parrot from a pet shop

She found one for only £5. She took it to the shopkeeper, and asked if the price was right.

The shopkeeper said “he’s that price because he lived in a brothel for 3 years.

” The woman thought that it would be fine, so bought the parrot.

When she got it home, the parrot looked around, saying things like: “A chair, yes. Very fine very fine.”

“A coffee machine. Very fine.” The woman’s children walked in.

“Ah, children, very fine very fine.” The woman’s husband walked in.

“Hello Keith”