A thief broke into a house one night. As he was shining his flashlight around looking for valuables he heard a faint voice say,
“Jesus knows you’re here.” The thief instantly froze but heard nothing else and continued on.
As he was rifling through a jewelry box he then heard, “Jesus is watching you.”
Startled, he shined his light around frantically looking for the source of the voice.
Over in the corner of the room his flashlight spotted a parrot in a cage. The thief whispered,
“Hey, was that you talking?” “Yes,” said the parrot. “I’m just trying to warn you that Jesus is watching you.”
Relieved that it was just a bird the thief answered, “Warn me, huh?
And just who are you?” “Moses,” replied the parrot. “
Moses?” the thief laughed. “What kind of a person would name a bird Moses?”
• The parrot said, “The same kind of person who would name their Pit Bull Jesus