A small plane crashed in the middle of the desert.
The pilot and co-pilot wandered around for days in search of food,
but could find nothing. Finally the co-pilot announced: ‘I’m so hungry….
I’m going to chop off my d***k and eat it.’ ‘
Before you do,’ said the pilot. ‘
Think of your girlfriend.’
‘What’s the point? At this rate I will never see her again anyway.’ ‘
I know, but if you think of her first, hopefully there will be enough for both of us