A small plane crashed in the middle of the desert

A small plane crashed in the middle of the desert

A small plane crashed in the middle of the desert.

The pilot and co-pilot wandered around for days in search of food,

but could find nothing. Finally the co-pilot announced: ‘I’m so hungry….


I’m going to chop off my d***k and eat it.’ ‘

Before you do,’ said the pilot. ‘

Think of your girlfriend.’

‘What’s the point? At this rate I will never see her again anyway.’ ‘

I know, but if you think of her first, hopefully there will be enough for both of us