A sign on a restaurant window says “If you order it and we don’t have it, you instantly win one million dollars”
A man walking by notices the sign and walks in the restaurant and sits down at the table with a smirk on his face.
The waiter asks what he will be having and the man says “I will have white rhinoceros stew please.”
The waiter comes out with a boiling hot bowl of exactly what the man ordered.
The man is taken by surprise, but he eats the stew and pays for his very expensive meal. He leaves angrily.
The next day he comes back and sits at the table with a smirk on his face again.
He tells the waiter “today I will have bullet ants stuffed with dolphin meat.
” The waiter leaves and quickly comes back after a few minutes with exactly what the man ordered.
The man surprised again eats his meal angrily, pays and leaves.
The next day he comes back and sits at the table and tells the waiter “today I will have a lactating mermaid breast sandwich”
a few minutes go by and the waiter comes out holding two massive duffle bags with the one million dollars.
The man overcome with excitement says “I knew it! You dont have mermaid br**st!”
The waiter tells him politely “we actually have it sir, it’s just that we ran out of bread”