She notices the cab driver staring at her and she asks, “Why are you staring?”
The cab driver replies, “I have a question, but I don’t want to offend you.”
The nun responds, “My son, you cannot offend me. I’ve been a nun for so long that I’ve seen and heard everything.
I’m sure there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.”
The cab driver says, “Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to kiss a Nun.”
The nun replies, “Well, let’s see what we can do about that. But on two conditions : you must be single and Catholic.
The driver says, “Yes, I’m single and I’m Catholic.”
The nun says, “Okay, pull into the next alley.” The nun then gives the cab driver a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
When they get back on the road, the man starts crying.
The nun says, “My dear child, why are you crying?”
The cab driver replies, “Forgive me, but I lied. I’m married and I’m Jewish.”
The nun says, “That’s okay, my name’s Steve and I’m going for a Halloween party.”
