He puts a sign outside that says ‘GET TREATMENT FOR $20 – IF NOT CURED, GET BACK $100.’ A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic. Lawyer:
“I have lost my sense of taste.” Doctor: “Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient’s mouth.” Lawyer: “Ugh. this is kerosene.”
Doctor: “Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20.”
The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money. Lawyer:
“I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything.” Doctor: “Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth.” Lawyer (annoyed):
“This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste.” Doctor: “Congrats. You got your memory back.
Give me $20.” The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100. Lawyer: “My eyesight has become very weak I can’t see at all.”
Doctor: “Well, I don’t have any medicine for that, so take this $100.”
Lawyer (staring at the bill): “But this is $20, not $100!!” Doctor: “Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20.”
