A millionaire was riding in his SUV when he saw a lady eating grass in a pasture near the road. Perturbed, he stopped his car and got out to check on her. “Why are you eating grass?” he asked her.
“I am very poor and do not have any money, so I have to eat grass“ the lady replied.
“Well then, you can come with me to my house and I’ll feed you,” the millionaire said.
“But sir, I have a husband and six children with me. They are over there, across the street.”
“Bring them along!“ the millionaire responded.
They all squeezed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as that SUV. Halfway to his house, one of the kids turned to the millionaire and said, “Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.”
The millionaire replied, “Happy to do it. Y’all will LOVE my place; the grass is nearly a foot high!