Was extremely proud and conceited with what he regarded as the equivalent of winning the genetic lottery, in an act to flaunt and put to shame others he would sit regularly outside of his house and ask each passerby.
Man: do you know the sum of your balls and mine. Passerby (perplexed) : what???? What the hell are you talking about? Man: just answer me dude, what would be the same of both of our balls.
Passerby: well 4 of course, now get off me. Man: no you inferior specimen of a man, it would be 5 as I have 3 testicles. Then the man would proceed to laugh and indulge in self love, and this would continue several days a week.
One day an ostensibly slender man approaches the man’s house going about his business, when he’s suddenly approached by the man for the usual routine.
Man: sir! A quick question please, what would be the sum of my balls and yours. Slenderman: what kind of a question that is your perv, get lost.
Man: just answer me man there are well intentions behind my inquiry believe me. Slenderman: dude get lost, seriously.
Man: ffs man just answer me. Slenderman: no you answer yourself man asking such a silly question. Man: wow what a dick, fine dude the sum would be 5 balls for both of us.
Slenderman (stopping his previously hurried walk) : what! 5?? Is that why you’re asking me, because you have no balls, you poor soul.
