He looks back and sees a police car following him, so he goes 270 km/h.
He thought to himself “I’m too old for this shit”, so he slows down and park on the sideway for the police to come.
The police officer approach and says;
“I’m going off duty to spend the holidays with my family. If you have an explanation that I’ve never heard before on why are you going above the speed limit, I will let you go”
He replies;
“10 years ago, my ex-wife left me with a police officer.” He replies with tears on his cheek
“I saw a police car following me, I thought you were going to give me my ex-wife back, so I try to escape.”
So, the police let him go.
