A man goes to the doctor and explains to him: “Doctor, when I got home last night I found my wife in bed with a guy I don’t know.
So I started yelling that I was going to make a mess,
but my wife I told her to calm down and go to the cafe for a coffee.
I was beside myself, upset and did as she asked. When I got home she was in bed with another man.
I again threatened to k*** her , but she advised me to go to the bar to have a coffee. This happened 10 times in a row…”
The perplexed doctor asks: “Okay, but why do you tell me these things?”
The man: “Because I wanted to know doctor… but 10 coffees in one evening aren’t bad?”
