A man named Burt is killed in a car accident, and his face is mangled beyond recognition.
Because he has no family, his two drinking buddies are summoned to the hospital to identify his body.
The nurse removes the sheet from his body, and upon seeing his disfigured face,
the two friends ask the nurse to roll him onto his stomach and pull down his pants.
Perplexed, the nurse asks “How will that help you identify him?.”
One of the friends responds “Because Burt has two anuses.
Still confused, the nurse asks “But how do you know that?”
The other friend responds “Because whenever we walk into a bar with Burt, people always say ‘Hey, here comes Burt with those two assholes!”
