A man comes up to the drive thru window, and the attendant greets him:
Attendant: Welcome, how may I help you today?
Customer: I’d like a burger and a vanilla ice cream cone
Attendant: Sorry, the ice cream machine is broken again today, and we don’t know how long it’ll be down, so we don’t have any ice cream today.
Customer: How about fries and ice cream?
Attendant: Sorry, we don’t have any ice cream today.
Customer: Okay, how about a chocolate ice cream cone?
Attendant: Can you spell fries?
Customer: F-r-i-e-s
Attendant: Okay, now how about you spell ice cream?
Customer: I-c-e, c-r-e-a-m
Attendant: Now what do you get when you take the F out of ice cream?
Customer: There’s no F in ice cream.
Attendant: That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you, there’s no F-ing ice cream, so how about something else?
Customer: Burger and fries
Attendant: Okay.
