The Rabbi and his wife were cleaning up the house.
The Rabbi came across a box he didn’t recognize. His wife told him to leave it alone, it was personal.
One day, she was out and his curiousity got the better of him. He opened the box and inside he found 3 eggs and $2000.
When his wife came home, he admitted that he had opened the box and asked her to explain the contents
to him.
She told him, every time he had a bad sermon, she would put an egg in the box.
He thought to himself, “In twenty years, only three bad sermons, that’s not bad.” His wife continued, “And every time I got a dozen eggs, I would sell them for $1.”
Small Town Justice A Jewish woman in a small town out west sued her husband for divorce.
He had left her and refused to pay any kind of support for her, she claimed.
The case was presented to the local judge by a Jewish attorney who concluded his petition in the following way:
“Your Honor, this good-for-nothing husband is a most undesirable citizen.
He drinks like Lot, sins like Haman, and curses like Balaam.”
“The divorce is granted,” said the judge, “and as for this man’s dangerous associates, if they’re ever brought into this cortroom, I will personally see to it that they are punished accordingly.”
