A lawyer was reading out the will of a rich man to the people mentioned in the will: ‘
To you, my loving wife Rose, who stood by me in rough times, as well as good,
I leave her the house and $2 million.’ The lawyer continued, ‘
To my daughter Jessica, who looked after me in sickness and kept the business going, I leave her the yacht, the business and $1 million.’
The lawyer concluded, ‘And, to my cousin Cowboy, who hated me,
argued with me, and thought that I would never mention him in my will.
Well you are wrong. Hi Cowboy!’
