A guy gets pulled over for speeding

The officer asks “why are you in such a hurry?”

“I’m late for work” he says

“What do you do for work?” The officer asks

He goes “I’m a rectum stretcher”

Startled the officer asks “so what’s the process there?”

“Ah, well it’s really simple, we start with a finger until we can get to 2 fingers, then a whole hand, arm etcetera, until we get it out to 6 foot”

The officer goes “What The Fuck do you do with a 6 foot arse hole?!”

He goes “You put the cunt on the side of the road with a radar gun”