A German Shepherd goes to a post office to make a telegram and dictates what he wants to write:
“Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.”
The postal worker examines the card and politely says to the dog,
“There are only nine words here. You can send another ‘Woof’ for the same price.”
The dog replies: “Well, thank you but I don’t care,
if I add it it would no longer make sense…”
