A farmer was driving a cart full of vegetables to market when he had a head on collision with a semi
the farmer suffered severe injuries and was in the hospital for several months and was told he would be in pain for the rest of his life.
He sued the driver of the semi and they went to court . in court the drivers lawyer asks the farmer
drivers lawyer ” when the police arrived did they ask you how you were feeling ?”
Farmer : ” yes “
drivers lawyer ” and what did you tell the police officer ?”
farmer ” that i had never felt better in my life”
the judge was amazed at this and the quickly wrote down some notes . then the farmers lawyer came up and asked the farmer :
Farmers lawyer ” could you tell us exactly what happened when the police officer arrived ?’
Farmer ” well i was lying in the ditch and the police officer came and looked at my horse .
My horse had 2 broken legs and was screaming in agony . The police officer put his gun to its head and put it out of its misery .
Then he went up to my dog that was lying in the ditch next to me.
The dog had a broken back and was whining in pain . the police officer put his gun to its head and put it out of its misery .
then he asked me ” how are you feeling
