A cop walks over to a bruised

A cop walks over to a bruised and beaten man outside of a pub.
He asks the man what happened and the man tells him this;

“So I walk into the pub and sit down and as im waiting for my drink I overhear two large women talking with a strange accent.

So I ask them ‘Are you two ladies from Ireland?’

One of them scoffs and tells me “it’s Wales dumbass.”

So I ask again ‘are you two whales from Ireland?’ And thats about all I can remember.”