A comely-looking nun gets into a taxi and the man driving can’t take his eyes off her. After a few minutes, the nun asks:
“Excuse me, but why are you staring at me so insistently?”
“Son, you can’t offend me, I’ve taken my vows for many years and with my age, I assure you that I’ve seen and heard of all sorts of things.
So I’m sure that nothing you can say or ask me will scandalize me! “
“Here, I’ve always wanted to know what it feels like to kiss a nun!”
“You can only find out if you are single and a Catholic.”
“Of course, I’m single and a Catholic!”
“Good, then at the next traffic light turn right and then take the first alley on the left.”
The taxi driver complies and the nun surprises him with a ki** with a capital B. But when they get back to the main road, the taxi driver starts crying.
“Why are you crying, son?” the nun asks solicitously.
“Forgive me, sister, for I have sinned. I have lied to you. I am married and a Jew!”
The nun, with a shrug of the shoulder replies: And what’s the problem?!
My name is Arturo and I’m going to a Carnival party!