A Calabrian emigrates and after two months he calls home to ask to enlarge the garage because he has bought a 500.
After another two months he calls him again asking him to enlarge the garage again because he has bought an even bigger car.
Mid-August arrives and the emigrant goes home for the holidays, but as soon as he knocks on the door the father asks him: –
So how did you get there? – With train!
The father is immediately concerned and replies: –
The train?? And now where the hell do we put it?!!