A blonde girl excitedly arrives home from school

“Mommy Mommy, all the other kids can only count to 4,

but I counted all the way to 10! Is it because I’m blonde Mommy?”

“Yes dear, it’s because you’re blonde.”

The girl returns home the following day even more ecstatic.

“Mommy mommy! When we dressed for gym class, all the other girls had flat chests,

but I had these!” She says pulling her shirt off. “Is it because I’m blonde?”

“No dear, it’s because you’re 24.”