
1. “Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.”
— Mark Twain
2. “I am not afraid of death, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.”
— Woody Allen
3. “Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them… well, I have others.”
— Groucho Marx
4. “When I look back on all these worries, I remember the story of the old man who said on his deathbed that he had had a lot of trouble in his life, most of which had never happened.”
— Winston Churchill
5. “Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.”
— David Rosam
6. “Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.”
— Ahmad
7. “Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.”
— Mark Twain
8. “Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in one ahead.”
— Bill Mcglashen
9. “Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.”
— Anon
10. “I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book.”
— Groucho Marx