There was a trucker riding along on a highway

There was a trucker riding along on a highway

There was a trucker riding along on a highway, While riding he sees a priest on the side of the road sticking his thumb out trying to catch a ride.

So out of curtisy the trucker stops and picks up the priest. They start chatting and having a good time.

On the way they see a homeless person on the side of the street. The trucker veers off and hits the homeless person.

*bu-dump* the trucker sees homeless person,*bu-dump* the driver who is laughing hysterically wasn’t watching the road and there was another bu-dump,

The driver immediately stops and looks around nervously.”what was that?”

he looks at the priest and the priest looks back.”You missed a homeless guy, but don’t worry I got him with the door.”