Santa Claus gets captured

Santa Claus gets captured

Santa Claus gets captured and interrogated by the KGB

You are a very suspicious man. Who did you say you are?”

“I’m Father Christmas.”

“Then who is this Santa?”

“Oh that’s also me, I have many names, ho ho ho!”

“So you are a spy then? And what kind of jet is that? It is not detectable by our radars.”

“You mean the sleigh? It is actually quite magical you see…”

“Enough of this nonsense!”

“Oh my, what’s with that language? It sets a bad example to little Tanya and Ivan.”

“How do you know the names of my children? What are you even doing here?”

“Well, I give presents to all the children of the world!”

“What do you want in return?”


The Man pause for a second.

“So you’re a communist?”

“Da, comrade.

“Dimitri, two vodkas, one milk and a cookie for our comrade!”