A woman walks into a bar and sits next to an old cowboy.
“Excuse me sir, are you really a cowboy?” Says the woman. “Yup, have been my whole life” the old man answers.
“What is that makes you a cowboy?”
She asks. The old man thinks for a minute and says “
Well, when I wake up in the morning I think about herding, all through the day
I think about my herd and at night before bed I think about cattle”
The woman thinks about it and answers “That makes sense. See I’m
wake up thinking of women, I spend the day thinking about touching women and I go to bed thinking about sleeping
” They sit for a while longer until she finishes her drink and takes her leave.
A young man then enters and sits down next to the old cowboy. “Hey mister, are you really a cowboy?” Asks the young man.
The old man looks up at him and says “Well untill a few hours ago I thought I was, but now I think I might be a
