A wealthy London business man had been doing business in Saudi.
His Saudi associate was so pleased with his work he decided to send him a camel as a special gift.
The man woke up one morning at his home in Central London and found a camel tied up in the front yard with a note of appreciation tied around its neck.
He admired his friends generosity but wondered what to do with the camel. A friend said, you could ride it to work – think if the gas you’d save.
Think of being able to sneak past the inevitable traffic jams.
That did sound like a good idea so he saddled up the next morning.
On the way down Oxford Street, gliding past the traffic, a man in a car rolled down his window and said, that’s a very fine beast. What S** is it?
The man thought for a second and then said, I think it’s a female.
How do you know? the man asked. Well, said the man, a few blocks back a pedestrian shouted to his friend, yo, look at the c*nt on that camel!