Who the most important person in history is and whoever gets it right gets 5 dollars, one of the kids yells, “Abe Lincoln.”
The teacher smiles and shakes her head no, another kid yells, “George Washington.”
Again, the teacher shakes her head. The class becomes quiet as they all begin to think before one of the children goes, “jesus!” The teacher
responds.”That’s right! But wait, aren’t you jewish?”
To which the child goes, “well, the correct answer is Moses, but business is business.”
